Welcome to the Welney Gazette! We filter stories from around the Globe, filtering them again after they were tested by Phil who said he could still taste Iron and found a bit of grit, and then filtering them a third time after it was discovered that whoever set it filtering the second time forgot to replace the insert thing in the water purifier. After all of this you, the reader, are guaranteed a fantastic journey through all avenues of the journalistic adventure! Now with added Hyperbole! Ed.
